I always like people’s negative posts because I agree and relate with them, but then sometimes I wonder if they think I’m like… “liking” their pain. Hahah. o.o “god i hate everything” *likes post* GOOD. KEEP SUFFERING.
| me: | makes a mistake |
| me: | thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years |

(Source: teenytigress)

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Wow…..that’s a bitch…
nayx:
this game is rated E for everyone, except you. get out
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
| me: | i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. |
| me: | wakes up march 27th, 2098. |

(Source: cuntroversy)

FLOCKA ! FLOCKA ! FLOCKA ! FLOCKA !

(Source: cakedup-makeup)

(Source: bbrandonking)
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’



